This is how I make friends
Do I have a post-it note on my back that says “Stab Here”?
Or a name tag on my chest labelled “Fool”?
Team Pick: These Lesbian E-Cards for Valentine’s Day
HEY you don’t have time to get dressed, leave your house, look at things, choose a thing, buy that…
Hysterical Literature; reading with a vibrator.
I usually don’t reblog anything but this is the most erotic thing I’ve ever seen. This is way better than porn… •_•
Oh hey there anxiety. I thought you had gone but I guess you got lonely and came back to me.